Rhymin' & Stealin'


Kobe Bryant is the God of War by Corbet
May 21, 2010, 7:52 am
Filed under: NBA, Playoffs, Sick Highlights, Sports, Video Games | Tags: , , ,

While Kobe is still taking heat for his ridiculous all-white pilgrim photo spread from a few weeks back, he has also kicked his game up to Herculean levels as the Lake Show continues to plow through the Western Conference. KB24′s evisceration of Utah (and now Phoenix) did not go unnoticed by YouTube maestro Renhigotrare, who blended Kobe’s playoff domination with SFX from God of War 3. As a Lakers super-fan and a lover of video games, this pretty much blew my mind.

Now let’s all get ready for another Lakers-Celtics Finals.



Mo William’s Dunk and Mike Brown’s Reaction by Corbet

This has to be one of the best NBA coaching sound-bites in recent memory. During last nights Game 1 in the Cavs – Celtics series, Mo Williams threw down a nasty fast break dunk on Paul Pierce. I wasn’t aware that Mo could even jam, but the dunk itself was eclipsed by his coach’s post game reaction. When asked about the play, Mike Brown completely lost his marbles. Classic.



Eric Belanger loses some teeth, finishes game. by Number Zero

Check out this video from Friday’s playoff game between the Caps and the Habs. Capitals forward Eric Belanger takes a stick in the face from Montreal’s Marc-Andre Bergeron. Belanger heads to the bench, pulls out his own front tooth, then returns to the ice. Belanger reportedly lost 8 teeth on the play and received an emergency root canal between periods. In spite of all this, he still managed to play the entire game. Now that is tough!

Speaking of hockey, be sure to head over to tsn.ca and vote for the NHL play of the year. Some pretty incredible plays in there, but I think Stamkos is going to run away with it.



Manu Ginobili can block anything by Corbet
March 29, 2010, 5:55 am
Filed under: NBA, Sick Highlights, Sports | Tags: , , , , ,

Just ask Kevin Garnett, Kevin Durant, Dwyane Wade and that wayward bat. Spank, spank, spank and spank.

Manu vs. KG

Manu vs. KD

Manu vs. D-Wade

Manu vs. Bat



Vince Carter hits 86 Foot Shot… Sitting Down! by Corbet
February 23, 2010, 7:12 pm
Filed under: NBA, Sick Highlights, Sports | Tags: , , , , ,

Next to the Weis dunk, this might be the highlight of Vince’s career. Pretty insane.

If only he had done this all the time.



Top 100 Non-NBA Dunks of All-Time by Corbet
January 1, 2010, 10:45 am
Filed under: NBA, Sick Highlights, Sports | Tags: , ,

Happy New Years good people. The 100 best dunks that didn’t happen on a NBA court. Lots of dunk contest footage showcasing squirrel-monkey agility. Sit back and enjoy these insane jams as you nurse your hangover.

Via Slam Magazine.



Are you ready for some Football? by Corbet

The NFL season is mere hours away and Rhymin’ & Stealin’ is more geeked than the love child of Steve Urkel and Ugly Betty. To celebrate this most joyous of times, we bring you a collection of amazing NFL-themed videos, straight from the world’s greatest time suck, YouTube.

Maurice Jones Drew and the NFL Fantasy Files

View a compilation of the rest of the Fantasy Files here.

The legendary Barry Sanders

Best Touchdown Celebrations

Greatest Moments in NFL History

A couple great Nike NFL commercials

Shawne Merriman and Steven Jackson

LaDainian Tomlinson and Troy Polamalu (directed by David Fincher)

Deion Sanders – “Must Be The Money” Music Video

Top 10 Coaching Rants

Tecmo Bo!

Best Catches from the 08-09 Season

“Let’s Get Retarded” Bloopers

Old Monday Night Football Theme w/ Hank Williams Jr.



Danny MacAskill is an alien on a bike by Corbet
August 11, 2009, 8:54 am
Filed under: Sick Highlights, Sports | Tags: , , , ,

Saw this on Hot Clicks this morning, absolutely blew my mind. Makes me feel like a tool for hopping curbs on my bike. This guy is the truth.



An all-time classic Lebron James moment by Corbet

2009 seems destined to be the year of the King, as Lebron has been pulling out all the stops. Last night was just another example of his greatness, with LBJ somehow resurrecting his Cavs after Hedo Turkoglu had seemingly stuck a knife in Cleveland’s heart. A 2-0 hole would have been tough for even the Lebron’s to climb out of, so these end of game heroics are even more special. Lebron’s three will be one of his greatest career highlights, similar to MJ beating Craig Ehlo and the Cavs back in ’89. Friggin’ unbelieveable.

Lebron’s shot also made Nike happy, as it kept their dream Kobe v Lebron final on track. They’ve been pimping the 24 v 23 in a new set of commercials, and I must say, Most Valuable Puppets is great marketing. I pray for Lakers v Cavs every night before I go to sleep, and so does Phil Knight.

Playoffs baby!



Lebron’s sick block on Dwight Howard by Corbet

Lebron is a beast. 49 points… yet the Cavs lose. Looks like the Conf. Finals are going to be sick.



Pacquiao crushes Hatton – Full Fight Replay by Corbet
May 5, 2009, 9:37 am
Filed under: Boxing, Sick Highlights, Sports | Tags: , , , , , , ,

[Click image above to watch a replay of the fight - FREE]

Saturday night, Manny Pacquiao laid claim to the title of one of the greatest boxers of all-time with his absolute destruction of the pride of Manchester, Ricky Hatton. From the opening bell, it was evident that Hatton was going to be in big trouble as he kept charging in on Pac and would get cracked hard for his troubles. Pac counter-punched Hatton perfectly, culminating in two 1st round knockdowns. In the 2nd, Pacman let loose and connected with one of the most devastating punches ever. As I was watching I knew the fight was over the second glove hit chin. One of the best power punches I have ever seen, and even more impressive because it came from the man that many critics said would lose his power as he continued to move up in weight.

Pac pulled in a reported $12 million for his troubles and now the fight of the century appears to be on the horizon: Manny Pacquiao vs. Floyd Mayweather Jr. This fight would be absolutely epic and the winner would cement his place among the hall of legends. As a huge boxing fan, I pray this fight happens and that all sides agree that this is the fight to top all other fights.

Until then, the richest man in the Philipines is the pound-for-pound king. Does Mayweather have the cajoones to put his perfect record on the line? Stay tuned.

In celebration of the Pac-man’s victory, we rounded up some of his best work outside the ring.

Philipino McDonald’s Commercial

Nike Commercial

Pacquiao, Freddie Roach & Erik Morales – San Miguel Beer Commercial

Talk & Text Commercial



Rudy Gay shows Stromile Swift how a Windmill is Done by Corbet
April 11, 2009, 9:07 am
Filed under: NBA, Sick Highlights, Sports | Tags: , , , ,

Last night, Rudy Gay threw down this impressive windmill as his Memphis Grizzlies were beating up on a deflated Phoenix Suns team. To rub a little salt in the wound, Rudy topped it off with former teammate (and current Sun) Stromile Swift’s ridiculous ”wings” calling card. Nice. I guess Stro should be happy that Rudy didn’t give him the Chris Bosh treatment.

I have always hated how Stromile would celebrate every worthwhile contribution he ever made on the hard court with that goofy gesture. Maybe if he spent more time working on basketball fundamentals, he wouldn’t be the 21st century’s 2nd biggest waste of a #2 overall draft pick, behind only the legendary Darko Milicic. Even Darius Miles and Quentin Richardson think Stromile’s celebrations are a little much. To top it off, Stromile has been busting that lame move out since 1998!

And good to see PHX finish up the season with some pride. Nothing says heart like a 17 point loss to the Memphis Grizzlies.



Sidney Crosby’s 3rd Career Fight by Corbet

Check out the footage from Kid Crosby’s third career fight, which happened a couple nights back. Keith Ballard subs Evgeni Malkin, knows someone will be coming for him, sees that it is 87 and then whips off his gloves faster than Michael Jackson at a petting zoo. I don’t think Crosby lands any substantial punches, but he does absorb a few. I will say this, he does give a better effort than Gretzky did when he fought. 

By the way, that was a great hit on Malkin.



Greg Oden Hits Full-Court Shot in Practice by Corbet
April 1, 2009, 11:47 am
Filed under: NBA, Sick Highlights, Sports | Tags: , , , ,

With all the publicity Lebron has been getting for his “60 Minutes” appearance and his non-challant, under-handed half court shot, I thought it was only fitting that the league’s oldest rookie, Robert Parrish, I mean Greg Oden, got his props too. Not bad for a living fossil.

Everybody is loving these trick shots lately. Even Jimmy Kimmel is hitting half court shots.



Rick Nash Getting Owned By TJ Oshie… Twice. by Number Zero
March 30, 2009, 9:06 pm
Filed under: NHL, Sick Highlights, Sports | Tags: , , , , ,

The Blue Jackets and the Blues played a home and home this past weekend and TJ Oshie had Rick Nash‘s number both nights.

On Saturday, Oshie put a beating on Nash that would make Vince Shlomi proud, slamming him into the boards hard after Nash cleared the puck out of the corner.

Nash apparently wasn’t impressed and when the two teams met again on Sunday, Nash was looking to get even. Unfortunately for him, Oshie, who is 3 inches shorter and 40 pounds lighter, saw him coming, dropped the puck and laid Nash out again.

Columbus ended up with a power-play after a bogus call from the ref. But, all in all it was a pretty good weekend for the rook, blowing up the superstar twice as St Louis went on to win both games.



Ovechkin’s stick is “Hot, hot, hot” by Number Zero
March 20, 2009, 11:36 am
Filed under: NHL, Sick Highlights, Sports | Tags: , ,

The Great 8 is the first player to reach 50 goals this year after scoring a beauty against the lowly Lightning last night. He also became the first player in Caps history to score 50 goals in 3 consecutive seasons.

Choosing to celebrate in true Ovechkin fashion, he dropped his stick to the ice and hovered his hands above it, as if trying to warm them up. When asked about Don Cherry’s reaction to the goal, as Cherry has been critical of his emphatic celebrations, Oveckin replied:

“Oh yeah, he’s gonna be pissed. I love it… I don’t care about Cherry, like, I don’t care if somebody say, like, stupid things”

Ovechkin is classic.



Lebron blocks Jason Richardson’s 360 Dunk by Corbet
March 13, 2009, 6:53 am
Filed under: Clips, NBA, Sick Highlights, Sports | Tags: , , , , , , , , ,

I was watching this game last night, and as soon as Richardson started to slow down to prep for takeoff you could see Lebron swooping in for the kill. How many easy layups/dunks has Lebron erased this year?

This also came at a pivotal point in the game, with PHX down two in the 4th. Cavs took over after this play.

The Suns are finished. I love Nash, but the Suns almost deserve to be one of the biggest disappointments ever due to their stupid and cheap owner trading away all their draft picks over the years. You don’t think this team could use Rajon Rondo and Luol Deng? Suckers.

Lebron is the truth.



A Tribute to Rudy Fernandez and his Neck Brace by Corbet

Here’s a quote from Blazer teammate and fellow Spaniard, Sergio Rodriguez:

“He couldn’t breathe, and that scared himself, but he was OK,” Rodriguez said.

Now I’m not saying Ariza’s foul wasn’t reckless and unnecessary. It clearly was. But did they really have to put Fernandez in a neck brace and give every fan in attendance (and viewer at home) the impression that he had a neck/spinal injury?

Word out of Blazer Nation is that Rudy has a bruised chest/side and that when he arrived at Blazers practice he asked coach Nate McMillan when he could play. Must be really hurt.

Judging from his reaction while he’s down after the foul (looks like he’s grasping for air), Sergio’s quote that he was out of breath and the fact that his injury amounts to a bruise and that he will be playing by the end of the week, I have a feeling Rudy might not be the toughest guy on the planet. He has a bruise and got the wind knocked out of him.

Yet he needed a neck brace.

Can’t really blame him. His countrymen have mastered the art of this.

Blazer Fan, talk all you want about how big Tuesday’s victory was. How it could give you the momentum to stun 24 and the Lake Show in the playoffs. Or how Greg Oden is going to revolutionize the league. And then, remember this…



Monkey Rides a Motorbike by Corbet
February 19, 2009, 10:15 am
Filed under: Clips, Comedy, Sick Highlights | Tags: , , , , , ,

Good God, this is one of the greatest clips I have ever seen. I’ve watched it 6 times already and it just gets better and better.

Pass this gem along.



Crazy Ovechkin Goal vs. Canadiens, Save of the Year by Kiprusoff by Number Zero

Sorry Bobby Ryan, but it looks like Alexander the Great might have you beat. Peep the spin-o-rama pass that Ovechkin makes to himself, dude is on a whole new level.

And, in case you missed it, check out my man, Kipper, absolutely rob Kyle Wellwood.



Shaq Gets Loose During All-Star Introductions by Corbet
February 15, 2009, 10:30 pm
Filed under: Clips, Comedy, NBA, Sick Highlights, Sports, Television | Tags: , , , , , ,

Check out the Big Cactus getting off with the Jabbawockeez. Classic stuff.

More Shaq dancing here.



Why Isn’t Kevin Love in the H-O-R-S-E contest at All-Star Weekend? by Corbet

So the NBA finally decided to listen to Bill Simmons and implement a game of horse during All-Star Weekend. Never mind the fact that they sold out and renamed it G-E-I-C-O, it should be an entertaining event (and will be infinitely better than the stupid Skills Challenge). However, the NBA really screwed up when picking the contestants. Kevin Love might be the best trick-shot maker this side of Harlem and he won’t be competing. Check his insane highlights (never mind the cracked out announcer, dude needs to chill):

Behind the back 3? Kick shot 3? What? How about full court shots:

Maybe he declined an NBA invite because Stern and his band of merry tards forgot to add him to the Rook V Soph roster, even though he is one of the best rookies in the league and will probably finish the season averaging a double-double. Or maybe they didn’t invite him because no one else would stand a chance.

Except for ‘Sheed.



5 Best Dunkers Who Will Not Win This Year’s Dunk Competition by Corbet

This year’s slam dunk contest is less than a week away, and while I expect Superman, Lil’ Nate, Rudy Straight  and Rudy Gay to put on a good show, I know that the event would be epic if the following five elite dunkers somehow were eligible for the marquee event of All-Star Saturday.

5. Japanese Half-man/Half Squirrel Monkey Ninja

Only in Japan. Insurance issues aside, wouldn’t it be sweet to see Nate Robinson fly six metres off a gymnastic trampoline? Yeah, it would be awesome. While this dunker doesn’t have the traditional basketball skills that the other entries on this list possess, he gets bonus points for having the biggest balls of all.

4. Henry Bekkering

I just can’t get enough of my boy Bekkering. Straight from Taber, Alberta, Bekkering used to build his calves by doing deadlifts of his couch, with his brother sitting on it! He would just go around his farm lifting things with his legs, building super calves the old school way. His freakish ability got him a two-way scholarship to Eastern Washington University, where he kicked for the football team and threw down monster jams for the bball squad. After he got stuck on the bench, he transferred back to Canada, where he’s wowing the crowd at my alma mater, the University of Calgary (Dinos represent).

This video was taken at a Nike Camp in Toronto about 5 years ago, where Bekkering blew the lid off the dunk competition.

3. Teen Wolf

No list of great dunkers would be complete without Scott Howard (aka Teen Wolf). The footage doesn’t lie. 

2. Area 51

Straight out of Melbourne, Australia, this dude is only 5’8″. And guess where he gets the 51 for his nickname? His 51″ vert, natch. These are some of the most ferocious dunks I have ever seen from someone under six feet. He punishes the rim. The last two hander he throws down is just insane.

1. Kadour Ziani

In my opinion, this Frenchman (by way of Algeria) is the best dunker in the world. He doesn’t throw down with the power of Area 51, but he is a skywalker. 56″ vertical leap. Yeah, that’s right. Not 46. 56. It doesn’t even really make sense

Here’s a thought. The NBA should open a wildcard spot in the competition, and have dunkers submit their videos and have fans view the clips and vote on the winning entry online. That dunker would then get to compete against the NBA dunkers during All-Star weekend. I think that would make for some much-watch action.

Think about it.



Bobby Ryan – NHL Goal of the Year… So Far by Number Zero
January 11, 2009, 8:19 pm
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