Filed under: Comedy, NHL, Olympics, Sports | Tags: Bobby Ryan, Canada vs. USA, Gold vs. Silver, NHL Awards, Ryan Getzlaf
In case you missed it, last night was the NHL Awards. I didn’t watch, even though Jay Mohr was hosting, mostly because hockey doesn’t belong on my TV after April. And let’s be honest, the NHL Awards aren’t appointment television. However, I’m always up for Canadians getting digs in on Americans, so when R&S favourite Lauren G hipped me to this YouTube gem I had to share.
Bobby Ryan: “Dude are you using my medal as a coaster?”
Ryan Getzlaf: “Oh this is your medal? Sorry I didn’t recognize it.. it wasn’t gold.”
Awesome.
Filed under: NHL, Sick Highlights, Sports, Uncategorized | Tags: Eric Belanger, Marc-Andre Bergeron, NHL, Play of the year, Playoffs, Steven Stamkos, teeth
Check out this video from Friday’s playoff game between the Caps and the Habs. Capitals forward Eric Belanger takes a stick in the face from Montreal’s Marc-Andre Bergeron. Belanger heads to the bench, pulls out his own front tooth, then returns to the ice. Belanger reportedly lost 8 teeth on the play and received an emergency root canal between periods. In spite of all this, he still managed to play the entire game. Now that is tough!
Speaking of hockey, be sure to head over to tsn.ca and vote for the NHL play of the year. Some pretty incredible plays in there, but I think Stamkos is going to run away with it.
Filed under: Boxing, NHL, Sports | Tags: Evander Kane, fight, Knockout, Matt Cooke, NHL
Check out my boy, former Vancouver Giant, Evander Kane, one punch Matt Cooke.
Kane is named after a certain former boxing champ, who sometimes goes by Evan Fields, and he certainly channelled him in this fight.
Cooke has been a spineless agitator for years, and it looks like he finally got his due. Where you at, Marc Savard?
Filed under: Canada, NHL, Olympics, Sports | Tags: Canada vs. USA, Gold Medal Game, National Anthem, Oh Canada, Olympic Hockey, Team Canada, Vancouver 2010 Winter Olympics
In order to pump up all red-blooded Canadians ahead of this afternoon’s epic gold medal clash versus the hated Americans, watch this amazing footage from Edmonton, Alberta, where the low-end Oiler fans really know how to get a game started off right. Goosebumps for sure. Let’s hope the corporate fat-cats who could afford the $7,500 tickets for today’s game can sing like that.
I’ll be enjoying the game from the safe confines of one of Van City’s illest beach-side pubs but will have my camera and gas mask ready so I can join the inevitable post-game riot. After all, this is Vancouver.
Now let’s get ‘er done boys.
Filed under: Boxing, MLB, NBA, NCAA, NFL, NHL, Sports | Tags: Antonio Gates, best athlete, Bo Jackson, bo knows, Dave Winfield, Deion Sanders, Jackie Robinson, Jim Brown, Jim Thorpe, Lionel Conacher, Macho Man, Multi-sport, Randy Poffo, Randy Savage, Roy Jones Jr., Two-sport

10) “Macho Man” Randy Savage - Wrestling/Baseball
Including the Macho King on this list is admittedly a stretch. Maybe I put too much stock in his six WWF/WCW Titles, hundreds of Flying Elbow Drops, The Mega Powers and incredible Slim Jim commercials? Maybe Bill Goldberg, The Rock or Brock Lesnar could have been used as better examples of wrestlers with multi-sport supremacy? However, I kept coming back to Randy “Macho Man” Poffo. Unbeknownst to many, he played in the minors for the St. Louis Cardinals, Chicago White Sox and Cincinnati Reds, reaching his baseball zenith in 1974 for the Single A Tampa Tarpons, where he knocked in 66 RBIs while playing DH, OF, 1B and C. Maybe the most amazing fact from his baseball career is that he tore muscles and ligaments in his throwing shoulder in ’73, then taught himself how to throw left-handed and returned to baseball the next year. The injury limited his effectiveness and effectively ended his pro baseball dream, but his perseverance and dedication continued as he became one of the most popular and beloved pro wrestlers of all-time. Oh yeah! The Macho Man is number 10, barely beating out Brian Jordan.
Bonus points were awarded thanks to this.

9) Roy Jones Jr. - Boxing/Basketball
Roy’s athletic career is definitely in its twilight, but at its peak, RJJ was one of the most dynamic and electrifying athletes ever. The 1990s Boxer of the Decade, Roy has won eight world titles in four weight classes, became the first fighter to start his career as a junior middleweight and win a heavyweight title and should have won a Gold medal at the 1988 Seoul Olympics (he was robbed by a corrupt judge and settled for the Silver). Anyone who watched him fight in his peak knows he had incomparable hand speed, foot speed and punching power. If you doubt his skills, ask Montell Griffin. Jones cemented his multi-sport legacy in 1996 when he became the first athlete to participate in a pro basketball game and a pro fight in the same day, scoring five points playing in the USBL in the afternoon and knocking out Eric Lucas to retain his Super Middleweight title later that night. At 5’11″, Roy probably didn’t have the height to play in the NBA, but he is the only man to complete such an epic feat, earning him the 9th spot on this list.
Roy also got bonus points. For this.

8) Antonio Gates - Basketball/Football
My first exposure to Antonio Gates was not as the San Diego Chargers future Hall of Fame tight end. Before he terrorized defenses in the NFL, Gates terrorized the paint playing Div. 1 college basketball for Kent State. Antonio was no bench-warmer at Kent State, leading the Golden Flashes to a MAC Championship and the Elite 8 as a junior and being named a Honorable Mention All-American as a senior. His stats during college are impressive, averaging 16.5 ppg, 7.8 rpg, 1.2 spg and shooting better than 30% from 3 for his career. Since scouts considered him too short to play in the NBA, the 6’4″ Gates arranged an NFL tryout. The Chargers signed him as an undrafted free agent and he has been one of the NFL’s best tight ends ever since. He is now a five-time Pro Bowler, has over 50 career TD catches and his current trajectory will probably end with him being enshrined in Canton as a NFL Hall of Famer. If he was 3-4 inches taller, Antonio might be on a similar trajectory in the NBA. To be such an impressive NFL player in the modern game without playing college football is absolutely incredible. Tight end prototype and former NCAA power forward Tony Gonzalez almost took this spot (and not just because he has a hot wife). Tony can ball, but he wasn’t the best player on his Cal basketball teams. Gates was the best player on his Kent State teams. Throw in the fact that Gates leapt to the NFL without the seasoning and football maturation of college ball and the arguments over.

7) Charlie Ward – Football/Basketball/Baseball
For those of you that only know Charlie from his career as an above-average journeyman NBA point guard, you might be surprised to see him on this list. Don’t be. Ward played basketball at Florida State, leading the Seminoles to the Sweet 16 and Elite 8 in back-to-back years and eventually breaking the school record for steals. But he also was the quarterback for the football team… and he won the friggin’ Heisman trophy. Not only was he named the best player in college football, but he also led FSU to a National Championship in 1993. Seriously. He is deservedly in the College Football Hall of Fame and was even offered a contract to back-up Joe Montana with the Kansas City Chiefs. He declined to play for the Knicks. On top if it all, he was drafted as a Shortstop/Outfielder by both the Milwaukee Brewers and New York Yankees, even though he hadn’t played baseball since high school. Didn’t excel as a pro, but was one of the best all-around athletes ever and is the only dude ever to win the Heisman and play in the NBA.

6) Jackie Robinson - Baseball/Football
While Jackie is best known for breaking down baseball’s colour barrier in 1947 and being one of the greatest players in baseball history, baseball was actually once considered his worst sport. At UCLA, Jackie lettered in four sports: football, basketball, track and baseball. In fact, he is the only athlete in UCLA history to accomplish such a feat. He showed his greatest promise in football. Jackie was named All-Pac 10 while at UCLA, lead the nation in kick return yardage, led the Bruins in rushing and passing yards and eventually played semi-pro for the Los Angeles Bulldogs of the Pacific Coast Football League. After the Japanese bombing of Pearl Harbour, Jackie was forced into military service, which cut short his football career. After the war he began to concentrate on baseball and after winning MLB’s inaugural Rookie of the Year award in 1947, Jackie’s career blossomed. He was a six-time All-Star, won the MVP in ’49 and a World Series title in ’55. He was inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame in 1962 and his jersey number 42 was retired by all MLB teams in 1997. More accolades continued posthumously, as he was also awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom and the Congressional Gold Medal. He might have been the most influential athlete on this list from a cultural perspective, but his athletic merits alone would put him near the top of any self-respecting “Greatest Athlete” list.
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Filed under: Comedy, Movies, NHL, Sports | Tags: black, Hockey, Mighty Ducks, Soul on Ice, Tracy Morgan, trailer, Willie O'Ree, Youngblood
I don’t have many details about the trailer above, all I know is that it looks like the best hockey movie since “Youngblood” (or maybe “Mighty Ducks 2“). I’ve watched this trailer about 5 times, and I think I laugh harder each time. I don’t know when this movie was made, when it comes out, if it’s real or any other details. But I do know its blend of social struggle, race issues and America’s 9th favourite sport is sure to make it a big hit.
Shouldn’t you be out dribbling the basketball… with your homies?
Hilarious stuff. The hockey scenes look less realistic than the football scenes in “Any Given Sunday“, the fights look like a reenactment of arcade favourite Final Fight and the soundtrack sounds as black as a Nickelback concert. Bottom line… this looks awesome.
They should have got Tracy Morgan to play the lead. Brother knows hockey.
Willie O’Ree must be so proud.
Thanks to Kutos for sharing such a gem with the world.
Filed under: NHL, Playoffs, Sports | Tags: Carolina Hurricanes, game-winning goal, goalie interference, Jussi Jokinen, Martin Brodeur, New Jersey Devils, Playoffs
Check out the winningest goalie in NHL history straight losing it at about the 1:00 minute mark. That’s probably the same reaction Brodeur’s wife ex-wife gave him when he told her he was sleeping with her sister.
Got to love the low-end Carolina fans throwing stuff at him. I also love it when NHL refs ignore the rules when it happens to be a game-winning goal. Brett Hull anyone?
Filed under: NHL, Sick Highlights, Sports | Tags: big hit, Evgeni Malkin, fight, Florida Panthers, Keith Ballard, Pittsburgh Penguins, Sidney Crosby
Check out the footage from Kid Crosby’s third career fight, which happened a couple nights back. Keith Ballard subs Evgeni Malkin, knows someone will be coming for him, sees that it is 87 and then whips off his gloves faster than Michael Jackson at a petting zoo. I don’t think Crosby lands any substantial punches, but he does absorb a few. I will say this, he does give a better effort than Gretzky did when he fought.
By the way, that was a great hit on Malkin.
Filed under: NHL, Sick Highlights, Sports | Tags: Big Hits, Blue Jackets, Blues, NHL, Rick Nash, TJ Oshie
The Blue Jackets and the Blues played a home and home this past weekend and TJ Oshie had Rick Nash‘s number both nights.
On Saturday, Oshie put a beating on Nash that would make Vince Shlomi proud, slamming him into the boards hard after Nash cleared the puck out of the corner.
Nash apparently wasn’t impressed and when the two teams met again on Sunday, Nash was looking to get even. Unfortunately for him, Oshie, who is 3 inches shorter and 40 pounds lighter, saw him coming, dropped the puck and laid Nash out again.
Columbus ended up with a power-play after a bogus call from the ref. But, all in all it was a pretty good weekend for the rook, blowing up the superstar twice as St Louis went on to win both games.
Filed under: NHL, Sick Highlights, Sports | Tags: 50th goal, Don Cherry, Ovechkin
The Great 8 is the first player to reach 50 goals this year after scoring a beauty against the lowly Lightning last night. He also became the first player in Caps history to score 50 goals in 3 consecutive seasons.
Choosing to celebrate in true Ovechkin fashion, he dropped his stick to the ice and hovered his hands above it, as if trying to warm them up. When asked about Don Cherry’s reaction to the goal, as Cherry has been critical of his emphatic celebrations, Oveckin replied:
“Oh yeah, he’s gonna be pissed. I love it… I don’t care about Cherry, like, I don’t care if somebody say, like, stupid things”
Ovechkin is classic.
Filed under: Athletes F'ing Up, Clips, NBA, NHL, Sick Highlights, Sports | Tags: 2000, Blazers, fake, foul, Game 7, injury, Lakers, Rudy Fernandez, Spain, tough, Trevor Ariza
Here’s a quote from Blazer teammate and fellow Spaniard, Sergio Rodriguez:
“He couldn’t breathe, and that scared himself, but he was OK,” Rodriguez said.
Now I’m not saying Ariza’s foul wasn’t reckless and unnecessary. It clearly was. But did they really have to put Fernandez in a neck brace and give every fan in attendance (and viewer at home) the impression that he had a neck/spinal injury?
Word out of Blazer Nation is that Rudy has a bruised chest/side and that when he arrived at Blazers practice he asked coach Nate McMillan when he could play. Must be really hurt.
Judging from his reaction while he’s down after the foul (looks like he’s grasping for air), Sergio’s quote that he was out of breath and the fact that his injury amounts to a bruise and that he will be playing by the end of the week, I have a feeling Rudy might not be the toughest guy on the planet. He has a bruise and got the wind knocked out of him.
Yet he needed a neck brace.
Can’t really blame him. His countrymen have mastered the art of this.
Blazer Fan, talk all you want about how big Tuesday’s victory was. How it could give you the momentum to stun 24 and the Lake Show in the playoffs. Or how Greg Oden is going to revolutionize the league. And then, remember this…
Filed under: Comedy, NFL, NHL, Sports, Television | Tags: Alexander Ovechkin, Clinton Portis, commercial, DC, Eastern Motors, half shark alligator half man, Kool Keith
Saw this on The Score tonight and had to post it. Ovechkin is turning into one of my favorite interviews and this is one of the funnier things I’ve seen with Alex the Great, and he has a few.
Turns out that Eastern Motors is DC area car dealership that is locally famous for their wacky commercials. I didn’t think they could top Alex Ovechkin and his catchy jingle, but the this clip with Clinton Portis, Antwaan Randle-El and some other Washington Redskins is also classic.
I always knew Clinton Portis and his wacky alter egos had to have been heavily influenced by the legendary Kool Keith. His “alliark” reference—half alligator/half shark—must be a subtle salute to Dr. Octagon’s famous “half-shark alligator, half man”.
Check out more Eastern Motors commercials here.
Filed under: NHL, Sports, Video Games | Tags: 3 on 3 NHL Arcade, EA Sports, NBA Jam, PS3, Xbox 360
EA finally got it together and released an NBA Jam-esque game for hockey fans. I’ve been playing this game on and off all day today, it’s so addictive. Available for PS3 and xbox 360. Download it now! You won’t regret it.
Filed under: NHL, Sick Highlights, Sports | Tags: Alexander Ovechkin, Bobby Ryan, Calgary Flames, Goal, Kyle Wellwood, Miikka Kiprusoff, Montreal Canadiens, NHL, Save, Vancouver Canucks, Washington Capitals
Sorry Bobby Ryan, but it looks like Alexander the Great might have you beat. Peep the spin-o-rama pass that Ovechkin makes to himself, dude is on a whole new level.
And, in case you missed it, check out my man, Kipper, absolutely rob Kyle Wellwood.
Filed under: NHL, Predictions, Sports | Tags: 2010 Olympics, Hockey, New York Islanders, Phoenix Coyotes, Sedin Twins, Team Canada, Trade, Vincent Lecavalier
It’s official, the 2010 Olympic Games are less than a year away. As you can imagine, this has all the talking heads in Vancouver spewing ‘knowledge’ about who should represent Canada on this incarnation of Canada’s Mens hockey team. Stevie Y has his work cut out for him trying to erase the nations collective memory after Canada’s abysmal performance in the ’06 Olympics in Torino. Luckily for him, with the games being played on an NHL rink, the size/speed issues which hampered the ’06 team should be less of a factor. The smaller rink makes players like Joe Thornton a viable, if not necessary, option. In ’06, Thornton looked big and slow and his physicality was a non-factor against the smaller/faster European teams. Canada’s size should work to their advantage in 2010. Here is my roster for Team Canada. Keep in mind the team doesn’t have to finalize their roster until Dec. ’09 and the roster could change based on hot/cold streaks, injuries, etc:

Filed under: Athletes F'ing Up, Clips, Comedy, NHL, Sports | Tags: fight, hat, KHL, Ray Emery
Haha. I wonder why this loose cannon doesn’t play in the NHL anymore?
Take it eaaaasssssyyy Ray.
Filed under: Fantasy Sports, NHL, Sports | Tags: Andrei Kostitsyn, Bobby Ryan, Brendan Shanahan, David Booth, Duncan Keith, Jonas Hiller, Robert Lang, Ryan Suter, Sergei Kostitsyn
Robert Lang – C, MTL; Andrei Kostitsyn – LW, MTL; Sergei Kostitsyn – RW, MTL: Combined 11G, 20P in last 4GP.
David Booth – LW, FLA: 8 game point streak. 6G, 7A during that stretch
Bobby Ryan – RW, ANA: 26P in 26GP since being called up mid-November. Now seeing top-line action.
Brendan Shanahan – RW, NJ: 46P in 73 GP for the Rangers last Season. Agreed in principle to a contract with the Devils.
Duncan Keith – D, CHI: 6A in last 5GP. 14P since mid-December.
Ryan Suter – D, NAS: 4P in last 4GP including 1PPG. On pace for 40 plus point season.
Jonas Hiller – G, ANA: 10-8-1, 2.20 GAA, .927 SV%, 3SO in 21 appearances this season. Seeing more action recently with Giguere struggling.
Filed under: NHL, Sick Highlights, Sports | Tags: Anaheim Ducks, Bobby Ryan, Goal, Hat Trick, Spin-O-Rama



